Watch these groomsmen’s epic dance moves in a surprise wedding number for ballerina bride

When two professional dancers marry, expect a lot of dances and cool moves.

Professional dancers Kirk Henning and Valerie Tellmann got married after 11 years of being together. As part of the celebration, Kirk and his groomsmen surprised Valerie with a performance of all her favorite songs.

The gentlemen danced to an incredibly choreographed mash-up of “Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars, “(You Drive Me) Crazy” by Britney Spears, “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins and “The World” by Brad Paisley.

Kirk said that the he planned the dance since March and shoot videos of the choreography for his groomsmen since they lived all over the country. It was Valerie who told him of the idea of groomsmen dance when they got engaged.

Valerie was surprised. She was giddy and jumping up and down like a little girl. She said she loved the surprise including the confetti, gymnastics moves, glasses and cowboy hats.

The video which is nearly eight minutes long was posted by Ginger Topham in Youtube. As of this moment, it has gathered more than 2.48 million views.

Essential Dog Care Hacks That Will Make Their Owner’s Life Easier

Pet parents know that their pup is worth every hair tumbleweed and chewed shoe that they must deal with to have the precious pooch in their lives. However, who wouldn’t want an even smoother interaction with man’s best friend? Below are 45 dog-care hacks to prove once and for all that owning a dog in this era of genius ideas and gadgets has never been easier.

1. Dog Crates to Improve Pet and People Sanity

Crates, when used correctly, can be an extremely important tool. They can help you with potty training, keeping your pup from chewing power cords and other dangerous things when you can’t watch them, and can give your dog a safe place to go to take a break from too much activity. Teach your young children to leave the dog alone if he retreats to his crate. Crates are also great to take with you to give your dog a point of reference if you travel, as they will feel safer in a car, plane, or hotel room if they already see the crate as their familiar den. It’s easy to train a dog to love his crate; especially if you feed him in it. Make it comfortable with soft bedding and keep it open in a quiet area of the house, so the dog can utilize it when needed.

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2. DIY Pet Treats and Pill Pockets

There are plenty of DIY dog treat recipes out there for those who like to show their pooch a little lovin from the oven! But, if you have a pet that needs daily medication, and you don’t want to spend money on store-bought pill pockets, you can make your own with this simple pill-pocket recipe. Depending on the size of your pill, you can also use frozen blackberries or blueberries if you want to give your pet another healthy anti-oxidant-rich alternative. Just run the berry under water to thaw, and push the pill in! Remember, not all berries are good for your dog to eat!

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3. Smart Pet Doors Let in Only Furry Family

Do you ever feel like a doorman for your pet? Have you thought about a pet door, but are worried that a ravaging racoon may wander in at night? Then get a pet door that only unlocks for your fur kid. These wondrous passageways are only unlocked by a signal from your pet’s collar. This way, your pooch has full access to your house and yard, and you have peace of mind knowing that no masked bandits are entering your home.

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4. Use a Dremel for a Puppy Pedi

Trimming back your four-legged friend’s nails is an essential part of dog care. Some dogs hate the feeling of regular nail clippers, as they can put pressure on the nail quick and cause discomfort. With a bit of patience, you can train many dogs to accept a Dremel. The Dremel bit does not put pressure on the nail quick like regular dog clippers. Many dogs, once trained to accept the sound and feel of the Dremel, prefer it to regular clippers. Just remember to trim back longer hair that is around the paws so that it doesn’t get caught in the tool. Also, use the sanding drum and constantly put your finger on it to check it when it’s not moving to make sure it’s not building up too much heat, like in this instructional video. This toe tool can then help you create a spa day with your best friend, and easily sand your dog’s nails down for the perfect pedi.

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5. Chicken and Rice Works Wonders for the Upset Puppy Tummy

Vets have recommended it for years. If your dog suffers from digestive troubles, and you’ve cleared him of the more serious health issues with your vet, you can help soothe his tummy with a base chicken and rice home-cooked meal.

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Every Couple Should Never Forget To Do These 10 Things No Matter How Long They’ve Been Together

True love lasts forever, doesn’t it? Well, at least the majority of people believe so. However, it is not only the love itself that makes a relationship work for years; it is also about the people and what they do to make it work.

Just being together and being in love may be enough for the first year, but then you will need to try harder. Here are some things for couples to do in every stage of their relationships.

1. Go on dates

Whether you’ve just started dating or have been married for years, it is always great to go out together. Dress up and go to a restaurant, to the theater or just for a walk around a park.

If it is true love, you’ll always have something to talk about, from how both of your days were, to the deepest thoughts and feelings.

2. Travel together

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Nothing brings people closer than traveling. You make plans together, you see new exciting views, you get great memories to remember for years and, most importantly, you overcome difficulties together.

With age, people tend to travel less, finding many excuses not to go far away from home. Don’t be those people! Travel to a new place every year; that will definitely be beneficial for your relationships.

3. Do things together

It is very important to spend quality time together, whether you prefer watching TV together, working out, taking cooking or dancing classes, going for a walk or just staying up all night talking. The most important thing is to enjoy each other’s company.

4. Have your own hobbies as well

No matter how much you love your partner, being together all the time and doing every single thing together can be quite difficult sometimes. Having separate hobbies is a great thing in every stage of the relationship.

One person can play video games, while the other one draws, for example. It will give you satisfaction from doing the thing you love and will actually make you miss your partner.

The Most interesting game, play it with your girl/boyfriend

The Most interesting game with your girl/boyfriend. Do you wanna try it with her/him?

Thing that you should not do naked

Similar to getting drunk and singing at the top of your lungs, being naked is fun! But it’s not always appropriate. Whether an activity involves sharp, flying objects, extreme heat, or compromising positions, there are some things that you should just never do while you’re nude. For your convenience, here is a quick reference list of those things. For your own safety and for the well-being of others. Please. Don’t.

If you are into public nudity, by all means, go to a nude beach, join a nudist community, or go streaking during your next local sporting event. Just don’t do these things while you are nude.

Pick Up Your Kids from School

 Go to a Job Interview

Ask a Police Officer for Directions

Go Paintballing

These 8 Disney Movies Are Based On Seriously Fucked-Up Shit

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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Disney version – Snow White runs away into the forest because it’s that or get killed by her stepmother, so fair enough really. She finds seven little men living in a house and becomes a maid for them. The queen finds her, kills her, but the prince pops his pretty head up, gives her the kiss of life, and they marry.

Original fucked-up version – In the Brothers Grimm version, Snow White marries the prince and invites every king and queen to the wedding. Somehow, in all the madness of living with seven dwarfs, Snow White forgets to book the wedding singer, so when the wicked queen arrives, a pair of burning hot shoes are brought forth and she is made to dance in them until she drops dead.

Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty

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Disney version – After pricking her finger, Aurora falls into a deep sleep that can only be broken by true love’s first kiss. A lot of fuckery later, Prince Phillip basically defeats Maleficent and tada, there’s another Disney wedding for the archives.

Fucked-up version – In Giambattista Basile’s version of Sleeping Beauty, the king believes his daughter to be dead and so leaves her body in the house and abandons it because why wouldn’t you do that? He returns to find her alive but unconscious and so rapes her, which leads to her birthing twins whom the king’s wife want to kill. As revenge, the king’s wife tries to actually cook the twins so they can be served to the king but the king finds out and burns his wife alive. JOY.

The Fox and the Hound

The Fox and the Hound

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Disney version – Yada yada yada, everyone lives happily ever after because Disney.

Original fucked-up version – In the Daniel P. Mannix novel, everything dies, basically. At the end, after pleasing his master and chasing the fox until it was dead, the bloodhound is no better off and his master covers his eyes and shoots him. Wonderful reward.

The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid

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Disney version – Ariel obviously hates her entire family because she wants to leave them and live on land with a man she’s never met. She exchanges her voice for legs with the sea witch and tries to seduce Eric, which doesn’t really go to plan because he tries to marry someone else. But this is Disney, so everything ends well.

Original fucked-up version – In the Hans Christian Andersen story, Ariel trades her actual tongue for legs and is told by the sea witch that the process will feel like a sword splitting her in two. Not put off by this, because who would be, the sea witch also tells her that it will always feel like she’s walking on sharp knives. Oh and also, if the prince marries someone else then Ariel will die of a broken heart (been there Ariel, not a bundle of laughs). Of course, the prince thinks with his genitals and marries someone else. Moral of the story – ALWAYS BE A MERMAID.

Beauty and the Beast

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Disney version – Belle goes to castle. Beast is mean. Then Beast is nice. At the end he turns into a beautiful prince. Fab.

Fucked-up version – Pretty much the same, but in Villeneuve’s version, the reason that the prince is turned into a beast in the first place is because when he turned into an adult, a fairy tried it on with him. For some reason the prince didn’t want no fairy loving and so the fairy turned him into a beast. And that, ladies and gents, takes spurned to a whole new level.

Things That You Don’t Expect Can Actually Expire

Some things, like car seats and potatoes, can actually be dangerous once they pass their usefulness date. Other things, like sunscreen and bleach, will just stop working after a certain time. And others, like razors and mascara, can start to grow bacteria after being used a number of times.

The U.S Food and Drug Administration (FDA) doesn’t actually require manufacturers to list expiration dates in the U.S. And even listed expiration dates are just “rules of thumb” according to the FDA: any product’s effectiveness and safety depends on both the consumer’s knowledge of the actual date of manufacturing and the proper storage.

1. Potatoes

Potatoes

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The common potato and other plants of the same nightshade family (like tomatoes and eggplants) contain traces of a toxic chemical called solanine that can be very dangerous and even deadly. The toxin is minimal in raw, unspoiled potatoes, but if sprouted, overexposed to the sun, or stored near other vegetables that increase spoilage (like onions) for a long period of time, the concentration of this chemical can become harmful. When stored correctly, ripe potatoes should stay good for two to three months.

Solution: Don’t eat green (unripe) or sprouted (overripe) potatoes; store potatoes in a cool, dark place.

2. Bleach (and Other Disinfectants)

Bleach (and Other Disinfectants)

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Bleach loses some if its potency around three months. This shouldn’t be a problem for household laundry, but the disinfectant qualities fall below the EPA standardsaround this time, which means it isn’t effective for cleaning.

Solution: Toss your bleach every few months or so. Same goes for Lysol and other household disinfectants.

3. Sunscreen

Sunscreen

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According to the Mayo Clinic, most sunscreen works at full strength for around three years.

Solution: Throw out sunscreen past the listed expiration date. If it doesn’t have a date on the bottle, just note the day of purchase and toss after a few years.

4. Power Strips and Surge Protectors

Power Strips and Surge Protectors

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Cheap power strips or ones that have been overworked can be a fire hazard, and use a lot of energy in your house. Even good-quality surge protectors are only designed to last for a certain amount of joules, which is the amount of excess electrical surges they absorb. Neither products typically come with an expiration date, but the product warranty is a good way to gauge how old they are.

Solution: Only buy surge protectors and power strips with a UL or OSHA rating, and if they start to get discolored or hot to the touch, get a new one. It’s generally a good idea to replace them every couple of years just to keep you (and your electronics) safe.

5. Spices

Spices

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Dried spices often last for two to three years, but it depends on the kind, how they were dried, and how they are stored.

Solution: Refer to this chart of how long different spices last.

Cyberbutts

Twerking has danced its way into every facet of culture, including sex toys. Pornhub has released details of its new TwerkingButt toy, and it will make you question everything.

 

After years of twerk research, it’s here:

A Twerking Butt Sex Toy Has Been Invented And The World Has Gone Mad

The $500 Classic Butt has a lifelike “warming temperature of 96.8 degrees,” and comes with virtual reality goggles for a full ~experience~.

The $500 Classic Butt has a lifelike "warming temperature of 96.8 degrees," and comes with virtual reality goggles for a full ~experience~.

But for a cool $800 (it’s on sale!), the Deluxe Butt will ACTUALLY TWERK ON ITS OWN.

A Twerking Butt Sex Toy Has Been Invented And The World Has Gone Mad

Oh, and it also TWERKS TO YOUR PLAYLIST.

A Twerking Butt Sex Toy Has Been Invented And The World Has Gone Mad

With the TwerkingButt App, you can control “every aspect of experiences, from motion to music.”

Is this the beginning of the end? Will technology destroy us?!

Looks like we’ve entered the age of the machine.

A Twerking Butt Sex Toy Has Been Invented And The World Has Gone Mad

Questions That Get Harder To Answer The More You Think

1. If the only thing I know is that I know nothing, do I know something?

If the only thing I know is that I know nothing, do I know something?

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2. If I ignore the rule “ignore all the rules”, am I obeying a rule?

If I ignore the rule "ignore all the rules", am I obeying a rule?

3. Is the answer to this question no?

Is the answer to this question no?

4. If everything should be done in moderation, including moderation, should everything except moderation be done half as moderately?

If everything should be done in moderation, including moderation, should everything except moderation be done half as moderately?

Candles You’ll Want To Burn To The Ground Right Now

Pink & Gold Glitter Candles ($38.50)

No one wants gilded ham.

 

Blood Scented Candle With Knife Charm ($13)

The scent is “acrid yet pleasant; a salty yet somewhat sweet metallic.”

Handmade 100% Beeswax Couple Candles ($15)

It’s your anniversary: The rose petals are strewn, the champagne is on ice, and the mood lighting is lit. If these insanely expensive sex candles don’t put him in the mood, what will?

Skeleton Gummi Bear Candle ($55)

You ever look at a candle and think, Yeahhhh, I’d like to see what that thing’s skeleton looks like!?